Trying to eat this whole thing today,  about 30 oz per fat dude

Trying to eat this whole thing today, about 30 oz per fat dude

Oh hail no

Oh hail no

33 years young #cookingforbol

33 years young #cookingforbol

The deers is out

The deers is out

Like Jay-Z, I like to take in the occasional basketball game. (I own a home in a nearby shanty town.)

Like Jay-Z, I like to take in the occasional basketball game. (I own a home in a nearby shanty town.)

32 oz draft beers with my Mexican. No Michael Sam.

32 oz draft beers with my Mexican. No Michael Sam.

Only the best on Thanksgiving

Only the best on Thanksgiving

The big home opener. No Mister Cee.

The big home opener. No Mister Cee.

Screw this blogging shit — becoming an MC

Screw this blogging shit — becoming an MC

Remember that scene in Back to the Future when Crispin Glover’s book came in the mail?

Remember that scene in Back to the Future when Crispin Glover’s book came in the mail?